

That wouldn't be so bad if the titular porker wasn't a One-Hit-Point Wonder and/or the enemy placement was set, but as it is, the game is entirely too reliant on luck. Hambo's Adventures is a Donkey Kong inspired game that gives you one life, with any margin for error relying on 1-ups.The problem is that several of these tiles are traps, which only reveal themselves after a few seconds of standing (the result being that as you move, you'll often appear to die to nothing) - but standing still on the same tile will also kill you inexplicably. Meong is barebones even when compared to the other games: The only goal is to navigate an "A-52" icon across a featureless tile puzzle to the end screen.It has only three stages, but with claustrophobic level design and poor enemy placements, combined with the player character's fast movement and dying in only one hit, tool assistance is practically required to beat it. Micro Mike is considered to be the worst of the bunch, being almost unplayable.

If you want to know why this was such a trainwreck, miiyouandmii2's video shines a light on the project's dubious history. Active Enterprises not only expected to profit off this game collection, they also had plans to make one of the games ( Cheetahmen, a very poorly-made side-scrolling Beat 'em Up) into a merchandising empire rivaling the likes of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, including a line of action figures and a Saturday-morning cartoon. Unsurprisingly, Nintendo rejected the game after being submitted, so it was sold unofficially through magazine advertising. The game's cartridge is so poorly manufactured that playing for extended periods of time would cause it to emit a burning plastic smell. In the case of two games, they may not even load at all - trying to play them at all on some cartridges causes the game to crash, making even the title of this compilation dubious. The games are infested with glitches and bugs because the developers had no time to playtest any of them graphics are occasionally scrambled, you can survive pitfalls in most platformers by repeatedly attacking, Chill Out's music has a gratingly inconsistent tempo due to lag, Lollipop's music completely and hopelessly breaks on the last level, and game crashes are common. There is inconsistent difficulty among the games (some were extremely difficult, while others were simple) and obtuse controls. Some of the common issues among the games were music that was repetitive and annoying and graphics that made many of the games hard to play and others still harder to even look at. However, the games on offer are barely worth downloading for free.


In his review, The Angry Video Game Nerd calculated that for that price, each game would only cost around $4 each, making this quite the bargain in theory. Active Enterprises is mostly infamous for creating Action 52, a compilation of 52 different abysmal-quality "games" for the NES that commanded a price of $200 at the time of its release.One wonders how these companies managed to release multiple games period, never mind multiple irredeemably terrible ones. However, if it's a terrible game on its own or a particularly horrendous port, then it can be listed here. Also, a game isn't Horrible just because it's a poorly-made licensed tie-in or a bad port.Though once it is listed, the Caustic Critics can provide the detailed review(s).
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There needs to be independent evidence, such as reputable, professional reviews, to list it. note Diablo III is a prime example of a perfectly functional game with a ridiculous number of negative reviews - at least 90% of which are nothing more than complaints about the game's DRM system. Nor is it horrible just because it has a flood of negative reviews on and Metacritic.
